Today I told myself that I will remain sober for as long as I live.
This Easter, the youths of my church put up an Easter skit. I played a drunkard. I had to hold this heavy Carlsberg beer bottle. Halfway through the skit, I had to put it down (to attack the girl haha).
Unfortunately, I had left it on stage (not intentionally!). So Pastor Roy was preaching with a huge beer bottle lying visibly behind him throughout the whole service.

Oh dear.