Coconuts

My mom says I'm like a kampung girl. Just because somebody dumped a heap of coconuts in our garden and since i had nothing better to do i started throwing coconuts down from my grandparents' room, which sits directly above the garden.

How often do you get a pile of coconuts suddenly appearing in your garden? I wanted to crack open the darn coconuts so i tried slamming the coconuts against each other, also throwing them out the window.They just fell with a 'clunk'. Not a single crack. How boring is that? Just clunk. clunk, clunk. Or plonk. Whichever.

Then we (my brothers and i) thought we could use one of them as a cricket ball. And instead of cracking the coconut, it was the poor bat that almost cracked.