Finally.

I thought that the day I get a lava lamp would be the day potatoes come alive, grow legs, and march out of the house. I got a lava lamp, but thankfully the potatoes are still lifeless and leg-less (That would never happen anyway, since the legs they grow would be too thin and twiggy to support their round potato body).

So yes, I've got a lava lamp! Thanks to my Uncle, who kindly passed me his lava lamp. It's been inactive for donkey years so i need to dust it and plug it in. Me being allergic to dust gives me a good excuse to get someone else to dust the thing.

WooHoo!