In one of my previous posts, I mentioned me not being a very impressive painter. My attempt at painting a girl with lollipop-limbs ended up looking like a Roboduck!

Allow me to show you:

HAHAHA

Just call me Picasso :)

8 posts till my 100th post! It's a huge milestone for me, i would say as big a milestone as Obama's 100th day as US president or Muttiah Muralitharan getting his 700th wicket.

So, 8 posts to go; prepare for utter randomness!

BAHAHAHA

On second thought, I won't be random. I'll spare you some oh-that's-so-lame groans as well as serious eye-rolling.


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HA!! FOOLED YOU (i hope)!

Of course I'll be random! How can my blog be Absolute Randomisity if it's not absolutely random?

I'm now sitting through an IT lab session, thought I'd bond with the internet.

WooHoooo

Oh dear. Everyone's getting up to leave. I better go too.

Hey, you followers. I hope you are actually following my blog! Otherwise it's just a waste of time, happily crapping away to No One. Then I'd just have No One as a follower.

Wanna see a photo of me?

Well, too bad. I can show you one of the back of my DIY shoes, though.

Woohoo!

Okay fine, I'll show one of myself

Too bad the orange is blocking me.

The purpose of this blog is to make whoever's reading it feel happy. If I'm not fulfilling this purpose then, Dang It!

Neermind whether some are funny while others aren't.
Even if a post is lame, if you can groan at the stupidity of it, it's good enough for me!

Am i a happy person, you may ask. Well, not always. But i try to be. Being sad/depressed/moody/etc just ages you and those around you, and you don't really see that there's so much to be happy for. And who wants premature wrinkles??

When you read my blog, THINK HAPPY. Happy is GOOD. Sad is Bad.

It's time to cut my toenails.

Guess what i learned today? When you order a large set meal at McDonald's, only the fries and drink get upsized. And all this time I thought this included the burger being upsized! My stomach was growling by 1.15 so i decided to treat it with a McValue lunch. When the waitress had asked me if i wanted a large set, I said yes thinking, "Well, I'm pretty famished, I'd definitely be able to chow down a larger-than-the-usual-medium burger.

I ended up finishing the not-so-large-but-actually-standard-size burger but left the coke and fries practically untouched. This caused Shaun (college mate) to ask why I hadn't ordered a medium instead. I told him i wanted a larger burger today. Haha! He then proceeded to explain that the burgers are standard size, but the drinks and fries vary in size.

I would've saved about RM 1.30 if i had ordered a medium. The things one can learn in (well, not exactly in) college.

I don't know why, but a lot of students tell their lecturers to check out their blogs. I guess that's okay, depending on what they write about. Pretty daft of them if they crap about a certain lecturer then ask that lecturer to 'check out my awesome blog!'. If some students use their blog as public diary, then wouldn't they feel awkward about the lecturers knowing about their personal lives? I'd find it an invasion of privacy! Well, if i was them. My blog is a different kind of crapping.

I guess different people have different purposes for writing blogs. I just wouldn't tell my lecturers (not that I'd would complain about any here though).

If I told my English lecturer, she'd just scan every post for grammatical/spelling errors. I've got my Grandma and mother to do that ( which i appreciate very much, of course ).

If I told my IT lecturer, he'd probably think, 'So this is what she means when she says she uses the computer a lot. I thought she research all the important stuff like the Digital Revolution la'.

If my Maths teacher found out, he'd probably say, 'This is what you do in your spare time! I thought you're the kind of person who uses her time wisely and solve Maths problems!'

Do you sometimes think about thinking? I do that all the time! Instead of thinking about something, i tend to think about thinking about that something. It sometimes feels like I'm doing reverse psychology on myself. Or is that an entirely different thing?

Aaauuuggghhh

There's actually a term for this 'thinking about thinking'. My Study Skills lecturer had mentioned it, but it sounded difficult to pronounce so i totally forgot it. I'll google it later.

Dog1: Do you have water in your ears?
Dog2: What??
Dog1: I said, do you have water in your ears?
Dog2: Whaat??
Dog1: I said, DO YOU HAVE WATER IN YOUR EARS??
Dog2: I can't hear you, i have water in my ears!!

(British dogs, hence British accents)

Some of my college administrators encourage us students to participate in as many clubs/activities as we can. As the head of the matriculation Center (I think he's the head) puts it - "It's not just about getting A's in exams, it's about developing your soft skills." Way to go, Mr. Head of the Matriculation Dept!

I've thus decided to sign up for a couple of clubs like CF, maybe dodgeball (I'm serious). I signed up for the (ok, not serious about the dodgeball) Community Service Sphere today after surviving a gruelling interview with the president of the Student Council.

How did one of my brothers respond when i broke the news to him? He played the punchline drum! You know, the drum sound that plays after a lame joke. You know what it sounds like, right?

If no, click here to find out!

( I actually wanted to fool you guys when you clicked on the 'click here' text. I was going to colour it hyperlink-blue and underline it, fooling you into thinking it was actually a link! Sadly, there is no underline icon here and therefore just have to provide the actual link. )

I wonder who started this LOL business

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Doesn't it look really odd, all the a's next to each other?

I'll try it out with different alphabets and see which looks the oddest:

• ssssssssssssssssssssssssss
• uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
• llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
• eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
• qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
• kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
• fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
• bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
• ooooooooooooooooooooooo
• iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
• mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
• xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ok they all look weird.
Maybe k looks funniest
Hey, come to think of it, they make a really good pattern when put together!

This is my 80th post. Time to throw out the trash (delete some posts in case you didn't understand :).

I think I've got a mozzie bite on my left middle toe. Itchy.
The worst places I've gotten mozzie bites are:

1. On my toes
2. under my feet (this especially. Whenever I scratch the bite i end up tickling myself)
3. between my fingers

College life is way different from school life, in many ways. You can read below how I think college is different from school:

1. No more uniforms wooHoo! Then again, not really wooHoo. I have to say I'm guilty of standing before my open cupboard every night, staring at the mountains of clothing, pondering over what to wear the next day
2. We don't hand in homework, we hand it assignments. The word 'assignment' even sounds cooler than homework!
3. Students use their phones like nobody's business in college, especially along the corridors. Even laptops, which I'm guessing are mostly used to play video games - the sounds of machine guns and nerdy-guys' hollering "Aw, it just grazed his head, man!" ricochet off the slightly horrible pale green walls.
4. In college, a "May i be excused?" is enough to get you out of the class. We don't need to state the reason ( like "Teacher, may i go to the toilet?").

TO BE CONTINUED...

My little cousin (one month young) came over today. Took some pictures of him. I'll upload it once i find that darn cable that has a knack of disappearing whenever i need it.

Yeah. Why is it, whenever you need something, you can't find it at that time, but when you don't need it, you find it lying around somewhere? Do these things have legs or something? Or ears that tell them when we need them, so that they can temprarily hide themselves in places we can't find them?

I've always wanted a trampoline. I'd be able to jump and jump and jump and jump! (copy and pasted that) Higher and higher and higher and higher an higher (copy and pasted) till i touch the sky! Or at least feel close to it anyway. I always thought that i would learn how to somersault on a trampoline. Then go join a circus. Haha. I'm kidding about the circus part i hope you know that!

Don't you hate it when you sometimes feel that there's an eyelash stuck in your eye, but when you check in a mirror, there's actually nothing there (or nothing you can see anyway)? Yet, that uncomfortable feeling in your eye tells you otherwise? So you cant do anything but sit and sulk/ try get the darn thing out?

Blenders. One of man's greatest inventions. Who was the genius who came up with the idea of blending food together with a single push of a button?

Blender - an electrically powered mixer with whirling blades that mix or chop or liquefy foods

I think you can see that I'm running out of things to blog about.
How bout potatoes next?

Yeahh.. THE DAY THE POTATO ARMY INVADED EARTH
WooHooo

Person 1: Today I went to the Pizza vs. Satay restaraunt. The food was delicious!
Person 2: Oh, that's nice! Did you have pizza or satay?
Person1: Chicken chop!

I'm in college.

Today while Mr. Chen, the Math teacher was explaining something about the slope of a graph, I couldn't concentrate. Why, because the dude in front of me had something white sitting on top of his hair. I had this strong urge to flick it off but of course i didn't. But i still kept staring at it.

I hope someone else would have had the same urge and actually acted on it.

i have a blur friend. her name is Yoj. One day, Yoj went to a vegetarian restaraunt. She asked the waiter if they served chicken curry there. LOL!

I think i'll do that when i go to a vegetarian restaraunt. I wil ask for ginger chicken

Lah.

Lah.

Lah.

Lah is an awesome word