O gosh my sides are aching from laughing so hard. Josh, who i honestly feel has nothing better to do in his spare time, showed me some emoticons (or whatever you call it) he made up:

<3 - Butt Hat (the angular bracket is the hat). Most of us would see it and use it as a heart, but not him.

3:) - Butt Face

33 - Bum Bum. hahaha

:3 - I forgot what this is. Or maybe this is butt face

And last but not least,

3E - Butt five. The capital E is a square ass. I told him nobody has a square ass but he said got, if he/she sits too long.