I have a friend. She's terrified of dogs. One day, my friend saw a little dog running towards her. She went hysterical, crying without tears. I was in hysterics, laughing till there were tears in my eyes.

Friend, I think i know what to get you for your birthday!

I get pretty annoyed when flyer-people hand out flyers or brochures to random people to whom the product is not targeted.

Today, when I was at Megamall, some lady was trying to hand me a flyer about hair growth for those with balding heads, receding hairlines, or naked heads. As if i need that product. Maybe my dad does :), but i sure don't.

I caught a glimpse of the poster near the lady promoting the product. It stated that different types of baldness (or other hair problems) are associated with one's blood type. For example, if you have a big bald spot in the middle of your head, you are likely to have blood type O.
Weird.

This is it. My 100th post.
WooHooooooooooo!

Yes, it has been a while.
Yes, I've been very busy.
Yes, the world is not flat as we once believed it to be.

No, I do not believe in unicorns (EXCEPT Charlie and the two creepy unicorns
And yes, IT'S MY 99TH POST!

Right now, the song 'Super freak', sung by some dude is playing in my head. Over and over again, like a song on 'repeat' on an iPod playlist.

Almost every day, there would be a song stuck in my head. It's like chewing gum that refuses to detach from your shoe; you can't get it out no matter how hard you try (Don't know if that's a good comparison but, oh heck).
If it's a good song, then it's fine. But if it's a song like 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt, or any Miley Cyrus/High school musical song, then it's a problem. You have to go through absolute torture just trying to get rid of the song, and even the really awesome songs can't defeat it.

I sometimes like to imagine that when I drink a cool drink, the liquid goes, "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" as it slides past my throat right down to the storage pack (my bladder);
and when i eat food that's difficult to digest, the food bits would say, "Man, i think we've hit a roadblock here", along the twisted path of my intricately-formed insides.

O gosh my sides are aching from laughing so hard. Josh, who i honestly feel has nothing better to do in his spare time, showed me some emoticons (or whatever you call it) he made up:

<3 - Butt Hat (the angular bracket is the hat). Most of us would see it and use it as a heart, but not him.

3:) - Butt Face

33 - Bum Bum. hahaha

:3 - I forgot what this is. Or maybe this is butt face

And last but not least,

3E - Butt five. The capital E is a square ass. I told him nobody has a square ass but he said got, if he/she sits too long.

My dearest friend Hema, instead of saying, "Send me the link", she said "Lend me the sink." Haha! Well, she actually didn't say it out loud ( she thought it), but i found it so hilarious that i laughed till tears rolled down my cheeks and my stomach felt like it had a corset wrapped tightly around it. Ok that's not true. I couldn't laugh so hard as we were in a restaraunt and i was very hungry (laughing might've given me appendicitis!).

Lend me the sink. Haha!

This is my 95th post wooHoo!

It's been a while since the last update. This is the problem when you read other people's blogs and not focus on posting some for others to read. Then there's college too. I've got an IT test test tomorrow - about 25 questions from 5 chapters (or lecture weeks) adding up to a measly 5% of the overall 100%. Gah!

Several people asked me to attend some orientation night this Thursday. For those of you who don't know what orientation night is, well... I can't help you as i myself don't know what the heck it's about. Someone said it's basically a night of 'getting to know' the other students of the same intake. And that there will be free food too.

I won't go. I mean, wouldn't i just be paying 10 valuable bucks to mingle with people i will be seeing every day for the next 300 over days?
(This is a rhetorical question, so those of you think otherwise, keep it to yourself please (: )