I'm sitting here on my Uncle's chair in my Uncle's room in my Uncle's house trying to blog, but the darn mosquitoes are attacking me, trying to stop me.
Well, you little Pests, I'm going to squash all of you and wipe your blood ALL OVER the desk. And none of your mosquito friends can attend the funeral cos they'll all be dead too.
My feet are starting to itch now, dang it.