Friday, January 21, 2011


MALAYSIAN DRIVERS BEWARE!

Yes. I have passed my driving exams and I am now a
P license driver. Well yeah I passed after failing to pass the slope and the road tests ( I blame it on... well I wish I could put the blame on the the examiner or the car or the pedestrians or the road but it really was my fault but anyway I shall spare you all from the details. Not that there's many)

Anyway bottom line is.. I PASSED MY DRIVING EXAM!!

A week after obtaining my license I hit the highway with my dad and my wittle brother to pick my grandmother up. My dad tried to be calm. Unfortunately he was not very good at hiding his nerves.


Father: Watch it, there's a bump ahead
(bright yellow-striped bump which anyone can spot 40m away)

...

Father: Ok brake.. brake. BRAAAAKE!!!







Thursday, December 9, 2010

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

When I first started using Microsoft Word (where I had to do a lot of typing) whenever I had to capitlize the letter 'i' I would just key in a small L (l) which looks like a capitalized 'i' depending on which font you use. Reason being that l (that's a small L) was just too lazy to hold down 'shift' and press 'i'.

Guess which of the two below is a capital i and which is a lowercase L:

a) I
b) I













... BOTH are capital i's haha
FOOLED!

Sunday, December 5, 2010


I really want a penguin.

Bill nie said add a bow tie and they can pass off as waiters.
Imagine little penguins with happy penguin feet and happy penguin wings carrying little silver trays serving people. Not that I'd exploit penguins as servants but you gotta admit that they do look adorable in your head now as you picture them waddling around with red bow ties.

However it is rather impossible for penguins to breed in such climate as my country's. The poor things would melt. Like how malteasers melt in your hand before you get a chance to pop 'em into your mouth. Well not quite. They would suffer nonetheless.

I'll just have to settle for pictures of penguins.



Penguin. (Had to add that or else the 'penguin' count would stop at 6 which is a number I do not like at all.)


scratch.






scratch.





scratch.





SQUASH.


Domo the skilled tree-climber


Domo
On a leafless tree
(Aack.)


Friday, December 3, 2010


'Luke quick what's 7x8?'
'Uh (pause) 7 x 8 is (stalling for time)... 52!!'
'NO WAIT! 42! (long pause)... PLUS 14!