James: I made this for you!
Me: Oh what is it, James?
James: It's a four storey Lego City! It's for you Alessandra, I made it for you!
James:... But I'm taking it back.

James is five years old.

Someone told me a joke that I thought was worth putting up here (so thank you, whoever shared this joke with me!):

'Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?'
(Why)
'Because He didn't want to be told how to create Adam!!'

I asked my Grampa this, and his reply had me in stitches:

'Grampa, why did God create Adam before Eve?'
'...He was short of ribs?'

Oh how I love Grampa!

I bet rainbows smell like Skittles.

It has been a while, leprechauns!

Please bear with me as I un-rust myself and eventually get back into baffling/impressing you with more nonsense!
I shall sign off with an awesome smiley for now.

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This is a chubby boy with a pointy hat.

In Australia:

Summer: So hot! (Run across sunny areas to get to shade)
Autumn: So cold! (Run across shady areas to get to sun)

I've changed my blog title from 'SpaceOut: Absolute Randomness' back to 'SpaceOut: Absolute Randomosity'.

Which was it's ORIGINAL title, before one of my brothers told me that randomness should be changed to randomosity.

So why, you may ask, would I change it back? Well, a few weeks ago, THAT SAME BROTHER said 'Hm, I think randomosity sounds better than randomness', forgetting that he was the fellow who prompted me to change my blog name in the first place.

:3

MALAYSIAN DRIVERS BEWARE!

Yes. I have passed my driving exams and I am now a P license driver. Well yeah I passed after failing to pass the slope and the road tests ( I blame it on... well I wish I could put the blame on the the examiner or the car or the pedestrians or the road but it really was my fault but anyway I shall spare you all from the details. Not that there's many)

Anyway bottom line is.. I PASSED MY DRIVING EXAM!!

A week after obtaining my license I hit the highway with my dad and my wittle brother to pick my grandmother up. My dad tried to be calm. Unfortunately he was not very good at hiding his nerves.


Father: Watch it, there's a bump ahead (bright yellow-striped bump which anyone can spot 40m away)

...

Father: Ok brake.. brake. BRAAAAKE!!!

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When I first started using Microsoft Word (where I had to do a lot of typing) whenever I had to capitlize the letter 'i' I would just key in a small L (l) which looks like a capitalized 'i' depending on which font you use. Reason being that l (that's a small L) was just too lazy to hold down 'shift' and press 'i'.

Guess which of the two below is a capital i and which is a lowercase L:

a) I
b) I













... BOTH are capital i's haha
FOOLED!

I really want a penguin.

Bill nie said add a bow tie and they can pass off as waiters.
Imagine little penguins with happy penguin feet and happy penguin wings carrying little silver trays serving people. Not that I'd exploit penguins as servants but you gotta admit that they do look adorable in your head now as you picture them waddling around with red bow ties.

However it is rather impossible for penguins to breed in such climate as my country's. The poor things would melt. Like how malteasers melt in your hand before you get a chance to pop 'em into your mouth. Well not quite. They would suffer nonetheless.

I'll just have to settle for pictures of penguins.



Penguin. (Had to add that or else the 'penguin' count would stop at 6 which is a number I do not like at all.)

scratch.

scratch.

scratch.

SQUASH.

Domo the skilled tree-climber

Domo
On a leafless tree
(Aack.)

'Luke quick what's 7x8?'
'Uh (pause) 7 x 8 is (stalling for time)... 52!!'
'NO WAIT! 42! (long pause)... PLUS 14!

So Luke aka Hardcore Jelly got an A on his Maths mid term paper with only 2 hours of intense revision the day before the paper. His three siblings being very aware of his maths skills decided to test him on his multiplication abilities

'Luke what's the square root of 64?'
'Uhhh.. what's square root again?'


'Luke what's six squared (6^2)?'
'Six squared is...uh.. 6x6x6x6x6x6 ?!'
'HAHAHAHAHAHA'

Wow it's been a while.
I've been too spaced out to space out on S p a c e O u t (the word sounds funny now after repeating it in my mind over and over)

Now to reinforce this comeback I shall enlighten you all with what awesome DOMO has been up to in recent weeks:


Expect pictures of Domo's antics every now and then :D

Talk about badly executed advertising- on my way back home from a place called Kinrara, I spotted a supermarket ad on a billboard that read:

(something like) Get our fruits
So FRESH for LESS!

They had magnified 'fresh' and 'less', so from afar, what you really see is

FRESH LESS!

Yes it has been a while since my last update, but don't deny that it's been a while since your last visit! :D

A snippet of last night's FDT (Family Dinner Time), which included one too many knock-knock jokes courtesy of H I T N M (the Highly Intelligently Trained Ninja Monkeyjets aka my brothers. Oh btw, they gave themselves that name):

Brick: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Brick: Shhh
Me: Shhh who?
Brick: Oh. Never mind.
Me: What?
Brick: You were supposed to say "shhhhoooo"
Me: Ok. Shhhhoooo
Brick: DON'T SHHHOOOO ME THIS IS MY HOUSE!

Three reasons why today is a happy day:

1. Spain's reached their first ever World Cup finals
2. I bought a The Beatles t-shirt today :D (albeit a boy's one)
3. Tomorrow is Friday
   

I know, I know.. been a while since my last post. I just needed an impetus to get my random juices flowing again. I thought it would be provided by one of you followers (pretty passive followers, I might add), but no it came from a conversation I happened to overhear this evening

Woman1: Oh the pudding lady is here she's here! (makes sniffing noises) I can smell her bread and butter pudding! I bet you're dying for some
Woman2: I may be fat but I'm not a glut

which led me thinking about food and obesity and the power of our olfactory receptors and friendly aunties who like to bake and give cookies to the hungry. And these thoughts, along with the excerpt from the aunties' conversation led me to the conclusion that

I may not be fat but I can be a glut

no actually it was solely what the second lady said that led me to that conclusion