James: I made this for you!
Me: Oh what is it, James?
James: It's a four storey Lego City! It's for you Alessandra, I made it for you!
James:... But I'm taking it back.

James is five years old.

Someone told me a joke that I thought was worth putting up here (so thank you, whoever shared this joke with me!):

'Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?'
(Why)
'Because He didn't want to be told how to create Adam!!'

I asked my Grampa this, and his reply had me in stitches:

'Grampa, why did God create Adam before Eve?'
'...He was short of ribs?'

Oh how I love Grampa!