Talk about badly executed advertising- on my way back home from a place called Kinrara, I spotted a supermarket ad on a billboard that read:

(something like) Get our fruits
So FRESH for LESS!

They had magnified 'fresh' and 'less', so from afar, what you really see is

FRESH LESS!

Yes it has been a while since my last update, but don't deny that it's been a while since your last visit! :D

A snippet of last night's FDT (Family Dinner Time), which included one too many knock-knock jokes courtesy of H I T N M (the Highly Intelligently Trained Ninja Monkeyjets aka my brothers. Oh btw, they gave themselves that name):

Brick: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Brick: Shhh
Me: Shhh who?
Brick: Oh. Never mind.
Me: What?
Brick: You were supposed to say "shhhhoooo"
Me: Ok. Shhhhoooo
Brick: DON'T SHHHOOOO ME THIS IS MY HOUSE!