Oh yes this is the website's URL:

http://ahappyday.viviti.com/

Two weeks ago, as part of my continuous assessment for PR, I had to launch a product. I launched TheSallyBag. Just check out the website I created (foooyo!), also part of my continuous assessment, for more details. Anyway, for those of you familiar with BOB, I give you...

A life-size cutout of him! He played an integral part in my product launch and the whole concept behind the Sally Bag. So yes, I have kinda brought BOB (always blue font) to life. What I mean is, he is no longer 2-D, but 3-D now.




The little show-off. He picked out that shirt to wear just so that everyone would know his name without him having to utter a word of introduction. Just smile and look cool. He wore a cap made out of recycled Coke cans because he knew that all my classmates would go crazy over it and thus over him. Smart move on his part since THEY ALL LOVED HIM.

Good for you, BOB!

The previous post WAS MY 200TH POST!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I think I'm the only one celebrating here haha wow 200 posts of absolute nonsense (randomness) and IT DOESN'T STOP THERE Woooooo!!

But I'm gonna take a break from the rubbish to take a more serious turn. Ok just for this post. I'm gonna show you a video that my little brother did all by himself out of pure creativity and CAD skills. I bring you..

THE MIDAS TOUCH

I'd like to wish all my Chinese loved ones a very (belated) Happy Chinese New Year!! Due to the occasion, I'm writing this post in red.

I received 1 ang pow this year (thank you Uncle J and Aunty E!) but that's okay because the fact that I even received one is something to be thankful for (some people get none you know. Tragic).

I just found out that I can follow my own blog. I was actually considering it (my self esteem increases as the number of followers increase) then I decided against it because (1) I lied about my self esteem being directly proportional to the number of followers and (2) I currently have 15 followers and if I became a follower that would increase the total to 16 but I don't like the number 16 hence will keep it at 15.

My brother said he doesn't like the word 'randomosity' and prefers 'randomness'. So, thanks to him, I have changed SPACEOUT: Absolute Randomosity to...

(climax)...
SPACEOUT: Absolute Randomness

(applause)

You know those moments in comic books when someone's holding a tray of eggs or something very fragile and very breakable, and has a sudden and overwhelming urge to scratch his or her nose but can't afford to due to a possibility of dropping that tray of eggs?

Well, it happens to me. Under no other circumstances do I feel a need to scratch my nose (sometimes my ears). Only when I'm carrying a heavy box with breakable items inside, or like last week, when I was carrying a large dish of sliced potatoes, do I feel a certain itch and the subsequent urge to relieve that itch.

Oh, the irony of it all.
Gah!

I find that if we don't punctuate our sentences it seems like we're talking really quickly that there's no time to add full stops and commas and etc so it's as if we're out of breath or we just don't want any ideas to slip by into forgottenness hence we blurt everything out as fast as our mouths allow us and also another thing about not punctuating our supposed to be sentences is that I tend to read the text faster for some reason oh wait obviously since there are no commas or periods to tell our brains when to stop.

And.I.find.that.if.i.conveniently.place.fullstops.after.every.word.it's.as.if.I'm.talking.terribly.slowly.And.i.bet.you.are.reading.this.block.of.text.really.really.really.really.really.
really.really.slowly.too.because.the.periods.prompt.our.brain.to.pause.which.is.the.
purpose.of.fullstops.anyway.

I just found out our (my family and me) maid's real name today. It's Wati, not Sri. And the whole time she's been with us (over 6 months), we've been calling her Sri.

Why, you may ask? Are we such ignorant, condescending people that we label our maid with whatever name we wish to call her cos we can't be bothered to find out her actual name and also just find one syllable words easier to call out instead of two? No.
It's cos the agent introduced her as Sri the day she arrived at our place. And she was too afraid to correct us. No wonder she sometimes doesn't respond when we call her!

O gosh. I feel quite bad. But I also find it highly amusing that she didn't tell us earlier.
I think I'll just call her "Kak" from now on.