tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37938502889193209142024-03-04T22:57:59.561-08:00SpaceOutAbsolute RandomnessShawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.comBlogger249125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-35430068807022738142012-01-21T08:16:00.000-08:002012-01-21T08:18:41.320-08:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">James: I made this for you!<br />Me: Oh what is it, James?<br />James: It's a four storey Lego City! It's for you Alessandra, I made it for you!<br />James:... But I'm taking it back.<br /><br />James is five years old.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-58387441556016192672012-01-21T08:10:00.000-08:002012-01-21T08:15:44.948-08:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Someone told me a joke that I thought was worth putting up here (so thank you, whoever shared this joke with me!):<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">'Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?'</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">(Why)</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">'Because He didn't want to be told how to create Adam!!'</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"></span></div><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />I asked my Grampa this, and his reply had me in stitches:<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">'Grampa, why did God create Adam before Eve?'</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">'...<span style="font-weight: bold;">He was short of ribs?'</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold;"></span></div><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Oh how I love Grampa!<br /><br /><br /></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-4411436959268933842011-10-08T02:30:00.000-07:002011-10-08T02:33:21.970-07:00I bet <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">r</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">a</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">i</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">n</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">b</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 51);">o</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">w</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">s</span> smell like<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> S</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">k</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">i</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">t</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">t</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">l</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">e</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">s</span>.Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-20870997953961125782011-09-04T02:37:00.000-07:002011-09-04T02:41:41.299-07:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">It has been a while, <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">leprechauns!</span></span>
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<br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Please bear with me as I un-rust myself and eventually get back into baffling/impressing you with more nonsense!</span>
<br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">I shall sign off with an awesome smiley for now</span>.
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<br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold;"><:<span style="font-family: times new roman;">I</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">This is a chubby boy with a pointy hat.</span></span>
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<br />Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-45673806956570227142011-04-23T23:23:00.001-07:002011-04-23T23:24:28.678-07:00<script type="text/javascript" src="http://cdn.widgetserver.com/syndication/subscriber/InsertWidget.js"></script><script type="text/javascript">if (WIDGETBOX) WIDGETBOX.renderWidget('d50e0ac2-cdc0-42d7-97e2-9d3b4377e7f8');</script><noscript>Get the <a href="http://www.widgetbox.com/widget/mini-piano">Mini Piano</a> widget and many other <a href="http://www.widgetbox.com/">great free widgets</a> at <a href="http://www.widgetbox.com">Widgetbox</a>! Not seeing a widget? (<a href="http://docs.widgetbox.com/using-widgets/installing-widgets/why-cant-i-see-my-widget/">More info</a>)<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">That's to keep yourselves entertained while I think of something to post >:D</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 51, 255);"><:D</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">>:E</span><br /></noscript>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-44952538665022781412011-04-19T05:48:00.000-07:002011-04-19T05:51:43.841-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#333333;">In Australia:</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Summer:</span> So hot! (Run across <span style="color:#000000;">sunny areas to get to shade)</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#666600;">Autumn:</span> So cold! (Run across <span style="color:#000000;">shady areas to get to sun)</span></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-29640317839725512652011-01-21T00:14:00.000-08:002011-01-21T00:21:39.947-08:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />I've changed my blog title from '<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);font-size:130%;" >SpaceOut:</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Absolute Randomness</span>' back to '<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);font-size:130%;" >SpaceOut:</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Absolute Randomosity</span>'.<br /><br />Which was it's <span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">ORIGINAL</span> title, before one of my brothers told me that randomness should be changed to randomosity.<br /><br />So why, you may ask, would I change it back? 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MS","sans-serif";"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";"><br />Yes. I have passed my driving exams and I am now a </span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">P</span><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";"> license driver. Well yeah I passed after failing to pass the slope and the road tests ( I blame it on... well I wish I could put the blame on the the examiner or the car or the pedestrians or the road but it really was my fault but anyway I shall spare you all from the details. Not that there's many)<br /><br />Anyway bottom line is.. <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">I PASSED MY DRIVING EXAM!!</span><br /><br />A week after obtaining my license I hit the highway with my dad and my wittle brother to pick my grandmother up. My dad tried to be calm. Unfortunately he was not very good at hiding his nerves.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51);">Father:</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);"> Watch it, there's a bump ahead </span></span><i><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"; color: rgb(153, 102, 51);">(bright yellow-striped bump which anyone can spot 40m away)<br /><br />...<br /><br /></span></i><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"; color: rgb(102, 51, 51);">Father:</span><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";"> <span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);">Ok brake.. </span></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"; color: rgb(153, 102, 51);">brake.</span><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"; color: rgb(153, 102, 51);"> </span><span style="font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"; color: rgb(153, 102, 51);">BRAAAAKE!!!</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";"><br /> <br /> </span></p>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-68922621199008431332010-12-09T01:52:00.000-08:002011-01-21T00:22:14.049-08:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">hello</span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeOhIWBelV4Y3cvrl-vODQSnueTUVw4wYRMqadMjXcyVYnDrJRYuGqev-RFECIW1BaIDOaNjiSDTdgY-m2Dwq_DFJDSvf_DQHLk63-W6UrJunOviEamQj-lsxf6VShBZ6ldJKA8XtJmvqP/s1600/More+Pee.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeOhIWBelV4Y3cvrl-vODQSnueTUVw4wYRMqadMjXcyVYnDrJRYuGqev-RFECIW1BaIDOaNjiSDTdgY-m2Dwq_DFJDSvf_DQHLk63-W6UrJunOviEamQj-lsxf6VShBZ6ldJKA8XtJmvqP/s400/More+Pee.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5548618447568381954" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">a</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">yes</span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-69039413926263083112010-12-08T07:55:00.000-08:002011-01-21T00:22:38.060-08:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">When I first started using Microsoft Word (where I had to do a lot of typing) whenever I had to capitlize the letter<span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"> 'i'</span> I would just key in a small <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">L</span> (<span style="font-family:arial;">l</span>) which looks like a capitalized <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">'i' </span>depending on which font you use. Reason being that <span style="font-family:arial;">l</span> (that's a small<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> L</span>) was just too lazy to hold down 'shift' and press 'i'.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Guess which of the two below is a capital i and which is a lowercase L:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">a) I</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">b) <span style="font-family:arial;">I<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">... <span style="font-size:130%;">BOTH</span> are capital <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">i'</span>s haha<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">FOOLED!</span><br /></span></span></span></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-55391307838567622692010-12-05T07:40:00.000-08:002011-01-21T00:23:09.602-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaC41akZszNxEmNhqmwi9cw7mgqtxk_L6Bp_ZgbSQ0D7A-UmVMU78JIA-ECCwkpU_bkiV2eH3jY4_UAfBlTCCTp0eTZ0fsZPduVRDJAe2SLx7ZOePhm7P3m3mp0kEN0hneF09rc9Y0ONa4/s1600/penguin.jpg"><br /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I really want a <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">penguin.</span><br /><br />Bill nie said add a <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">bow tie</span> and they can pass off as waiters.<br />Imagine little penguins with happy <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">penguin</span> feet and happy <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">penguin </span>wings carrying little <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">silver</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">trays</span> serving people. Not that I'd exploit <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">penguins</span> as servants but you gotta admit that they do look adorable in your head now as you picture them waddling around with <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">red</span> bow ties.<br /><br />However it is rather impossible for <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">penguins </span>to breed in such climate as my country's. The poor things would melt. Like how <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51);">malteasers</span> melt in your hand before you get a chance to pop 'em into your mouth. Well not quite. They would suffer nonetheless.<br /><br />I'll just have to settle for pictures of <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">penguins.<br /><br /></span></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaC41akZszNxEmNhqmwi9cw7mgqtxk_L6Bp_ZgbSQ0D7A-UmVMU78JIA-ECCwkpU_bkiV2eH3jY4_UAfBlTCCTp0eTZ0fsZPduVRDJAe2SLx7ZOePhm7P3m3mp0kEN0hneF09rc9Y0ONa4/s1600/penguin.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 347px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaC41akZszNxEmNhqmwi9cw7mgqtxk_L6Bp_ZgbSQ0D7A-UmVMU78JIA-ECCwkpU_bkiV2eH3jY4_UAfBlTCCTp0eTZ0fsZPduVRDJAe2SLx7ZOePhm7P3m3mp0kEN0hneF09rc9Y0ONa4/s400/penguin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5547229120818821474" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"><br />Penguin. <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">(Had to add that or else the '<span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">penguin</span>' count would stop at 6 which is a number I do not like at all.)<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-86869306431520095012010-12-05T07:37:00.000-08:002010-12-05T07:39:35.614-08:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">scratch. </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 0);">scratch. </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">scratch.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">SQUASH.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"></span></div><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"></span></div><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"></span></div>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-80622349067608730232010-12-05T05:59:00.000-08:002011-01-21T00:23:49.505-08:00Domo the skilled tree-climber<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6vqT6JyC4Pr8UVm3PhBoVysit6HZ_djrM1c_fIXe3gDkrItknGitNDJvVpQZSMbgzPGtFhTIqfGDgJIcb918rLm3FoFelvVqfpzCnfW1n4jCk4toiet1ST5j8an6EF4SX4aHvxgQGDjGV/s1600/P1020050.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6vqT6JyC4Pr8UVm3PhBoVysit6HZ_djrM1c_fIXe3gDkrItknGitNDJvVpQZSMbgzPGtFhTIqfGDgJIcb918rLm3FoFelvVqfpzCnfW1n4jCk4toiet1ST5j8an6EF4SX4aHvxgQGDjGV/s400/P1020050.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5547199857790217298" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Domo<br />On a leafless tree<br />(Aack.)<br /><br /><br /></span></div>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-3103881460223876072010-12-03T07:53:00.000-08:002011-01-21T00:24:19.849-08:00<h3 style="font-weight: normal; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span class="UIStory_Message"></span></span></h3><h3 style="font-weight: normal; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span class="UIStory_Message">'Luke quick what's 7x8?'<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">'Uh <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">(pause)</span></span> 7 x 8 is <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-size:85%;" >(stalling for time)</span>... 52!!'</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">'NO WAIT! 42!</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-size:85%;" >(long pause)</span>... <span style="font-weight: bold;">PLUS 14!</span></span></span></span></h3>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-34121067558621753932010-12-03T07:34:00.000-08:002011-01-21T00:24:57.556-08:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">So Luke aka Hardcore Jelly got an A on his Maths mid term paper with only 2 hours of intense revision the day before the paper. His three siblings being very aware of his maths skills decided to test him on his multiplication abilities<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">'Luke what's the square root of 64?'</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">'Uhhh.. what's square root again?'<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">'Luke what's six squared (6^2)?'</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">'Six squared is...uh.. 6x6x6x6x6x6 <span style="font-size:130%;">?!</span>'</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">'HAHAHAHAHAHA'<br /><br /></span></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-88523154392473983352010-12-01T03:31:00.000-08:002011-01-21T00:25:24.387-08:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Wow it's been a while.<br />I've been <span style="font-style: italic;">too</span> spaced out to space out on <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);">S p a c e O u t</span> (the word sounds funny now after repeating it in my mind over and over)<br /><br />Now to reinforce this comeback I shall enlighten you all with what awesome <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >DOMO</span> has been up to in recent weeks:<br /><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbAAxSYhBm_mxCf589VlikdbFG-xe56WrXTyHsBroVMOm8Xc2rUw2Ut9gtGkfAZFHC_nggNICg3-X33SvvG9oZbo7kD7cALSNbtW6PhiXTc4iYEe0xYJ1Kr8ToR-dHG4V0LjVrOUzY3ohp/s1600/P1020057.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbAAxSYhBm_mxCf589VlikdbFG-xe56WrXTyHsBroVMOm8Xc2rUw2Ut9gtGkfAZFHC_nggNICg3-X33SvvG9oZbo7kD7cALSNbtW6PhiXTc4iYEe0xYJ1Kr8ToR-dHG4V0LjVrOUzY3ohp/s400/P1020057.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545682502170104770" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Expect pictures of Domo's antics every now and then :D<br /><br /><br /></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-388528292394922342010-09-08T21:51:00.000-07:002011-01-21T00:26:02.680-08:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Talk about badly executed advertising- on my way back home from a place called Kinrara, I spotted a<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"></span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">supermarket ad on a billboard</span> that read:<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:85%;">(something like)</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Get our fruits</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" >So</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">FRESH</span> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" >for</span> <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">LESS</span></span></span>!</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">They had magnified 'fresh' and 'less', so from afar, what you really see is</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" >FRESH LESS!</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><br /></div></div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-75935269168299704562010-09-05T00:51:00.000-07:002011-01-21T00:26:41.478-08:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Yes it has been a while since my last update, but don't deny that it's been a while since your last visit! :D<br /><br />A snippet of last night's <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size:130%;">FDT</span> </span>(Family Dinner Time), which included one too many knock-knock jokes courtesy of <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-size:130%;" >H I T N M</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"> </span>(the <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Highly Intelligently Trained Ninja Monkeyjets</span> aka my brothers. Oh btw, they gave themselves that name):<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Brick: Knock knock</span><br />Me: Who's there?<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Brick: Shhh</span><br />Me: Shhh who?<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Brick: Oh. Never mind.</span><br />Me: What?<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Brick: You were supposed to say "shhhhoooo"</span><br />Me: Ok. </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Shhhhoooo<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Brick: DON'T SHHHOOOO ME THIS IS MY HOUSE!<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-36420398551846351582010-07-08T03:51:00.000-07:002010-07-08T03:57:05.280-07:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Three reasons why today is a happy day:</span><br /></span><ol><li style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Spa</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">in's</span> reached their first ever World Cup finals</li><li style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">I bought a <span style="font-size:130%;">The Beatles</span> t-shirt today :D (albeit a boy's one)</li><li><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Tomorrow is Friday</span><br /></li></ol>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-58541528330087487412010-07-07T08:06:00.000-07:002010-07-07T08:19:32.580-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I know, I know.. been a while since my last post. I just needed an impetus to get my random juices flowing again. I thought it would be provided by one of you followers (pretty<span style="font-style: italic;"> passive</span> followers, I might add), but no it came from a conversation I happened to overhear this evening<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Woman1:</span> Oh the pudding lady is here she's here! (makes sniffing noises) I can smell her bread and butter pudding! I bet you're dying for some</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Woman2:</span> <span style="font-size:130%;">I may be fat but I'm not a glut</span></span><br /><br />which led me thinking about food and obesity and the power of our olfactory receptors </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and friendly aunties who like to bake and give cookies to the hungry. And these thoughts, along with the excerpt from the aunties' conversation led me to the conclusion that<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);">I may not be fat but I can be a glut</span><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style=";font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;" >no actually it was solely what the second lady said that led me to that conclusion</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></span></div><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></span></div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-72916732920028173172010-06-09T03:58:00.000-07:002011-01-21T00:27:57.129-08:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />I don't know how many of you do the same...<br /><br />I almost always sleep on my side, right or left (if on my left i hug my fat comfy bolster and if on my right side I squeeze my skinny but also comfy bolster). If I happen to wake up in the middle of the night:<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">1) After a nightmare or a dream that I didn't enjoy-</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I turn to the other side from which I was sleeping on </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">2) After a dream that I wished I hadn't woken up from- <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">I continue sleeping on the same side in the hope of continuing that same dream or at least the warm fuzzy feeling I felt when dreaming that dream<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-59757576187855362012010-06-09T03:43:00.000-07:002011-01-21T00:28:27.855-08:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />I haven't updated <span style="font-size:130%;">s p a c e o u t </span>in quite some time. This is my first June 2010 post so I shall celebrate with you all. Bring out the cicak cake and candles!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwAsaHiiAjR_rz9w1pT7d4tXsowKg-kfiGmWX4-CWVPwrGuIsUFjFbtZk8Ay9VT4bViu9F5JRF6uCdvj_xuaWcCoFmO0SFYX2qPet6GWCnX0PZTQJtCKfH0YgQQvs8QxRsrALM4zCE8Rbm/s1600/27793_10150192438300107_605055106_12455052_6649170_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwAsaHiiAjR_rz9w1pT7d4tXsowKg-kfiGmWX4-CWVPwrGuIsUFjFbtZk8Ay9VT4bViu9F5JRF6uCdvj_xuaWcCoFmO0SFYX2qPet6GWCnX0PZTQJtCKfH0YgQQvs8QxRsrALM4zCE8Rbm/s400/27793_10150192438300107_605055106_12455052_6649170_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480724301229322690" border="0" /></a> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >J o y for my first June '10 post!</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >Ok ok</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> this is a cookie cake made by a friend and my brothers for our friend's sister's <span style="font-size:130%;">surprise! </span>birthday party (I bet you won't be able to guess her name ha).<br />It is a <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">cicak (dark green)</span> cake</span></span>.<br /></div></div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><br /></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-45312712134344991342010-05-22T03:51:00.000-07:002011-01-21T00:28:49.979-08:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />My brother has decided that he wants his <span style="font-size:180%;"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);">s p a c e o u t</span></span> nickname to be Hard Core Jelly.<br />That was my pick for him too. He plays the <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">drums</span> and and can play for over half an hour straight and to be able to do that it requires <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">a <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">strong stomach</span> i.e a <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">hard core</span>.</span> So in that case he has a hard core. But when he's not banging on the drums his core is so soft it feels (and even wobbles) like jelly.<br /><br />Hence the name <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >Hard Core Jelly<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-70987905470582945792010-05-22T03:43:00.000-07:002010-05-22T03:51:06.857-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />On the back of an <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">O Briens' </span></span>staff 's t-shirt I saw two days ago:<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I can resist everything except temptation<br /><br /></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></span></div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><br /></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3793850288919320914.post-7215406986627146132010-05-22T03:39:00.000-07:002011-01-21T00:29:21.973-08:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><br />Me:</span></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">I always get mixed up between a wrench and a spanner. Is that a wrench or a spanner (I point to a tool lying on the table)?</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Bill Nie:</span></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">That's a plier<br /><br /><br /></span></span>Shawabeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112654597824262338noreply@blogger.com0